20 Questions

1. Can we put shirts on lay-a-way in the bookstore?
2. How many freshmen thought their building was going to step at the homecoming stepshow?
3. Why is the only thing that PV can do on time is close?
4. What Alpha got punked this weekend?
5. Who got told off at the comedy show?
6. Who has duck tape holding up their car in Phase III?
7. Why was there a “Bring it On” session between the PALS and the pep squad at Saturday’s football game?
8. Why are the PALS actually better than the pep squad?
9. Who stole a salad from the MSC?
10. Whose line sisters will be embarrassed to still see them on the yard at homecoming?
11. Why are the Ques still punking the Sigmas?
12. Who is the girl that got caught giving a “favor” in a car?
13. Doesn’t she know the parking staff is multi-purpose?
14. Who had the MSC bathroom smelling like cat food?
15. Shouldn’t they have summer’s eved it?
16. Who is glad Hendrick finally got his car fixed?
17. Why do people beg to make the 20 questions?
18. Is your life that boring and needy for attention?
19. Have you prayed lately?
20. What do you think?