1. Who has a gap so big that a VHS tape can fit in it?
2. Can it play?
3. Are the Sigmas raising the bar?
4. Doesn’t the guy who drives the red food cart look like “big worm?”
5. Who’s happy that after three years they won’t be a neo anymore?
6. How ironic is it that KKI and the Christian sorority, ALO ,had a seminar together?
7. Did they break bread or turn water into wine and kept the party going?
8. Which Que is always barking?
9. And why is the only word in his vocabulary “bruh?”
10. Can we take him to the campus veterinarian to be sedated?
11. Is he PV’s new Prime Time?
12. If you plan a protest, can you have more than 10 people march?
13. How about using facebook to get the word out?
14. When will the Zetas ask the AKAs and Deltas for a list of rejections?
15. It’s been a Conspiracy and a Destruction, what’s next, a tragedy?
16. Can the football team get any sorrier?
17. If so, can we have our athletic fee go somewhere else?
18. Is the down-low community taking over Greek life?
19. If so, should fraternities and sororities be co-ed?
20. What do you think?