1. Who misspelled “Panther” on the first floor of the MSC?
2. Didn’t they know they were supposed to press “spell check” first?
3. Better yet, aren’t they in college and should know how to spell already?
4. If PV was founded in 1876 and it is 2005 now, why are we celebrating 130 years?
5. Aren’t we celebrating a year too early?
6. What happened to math 101?
7. Didn’t administration raise the educational standards this year?
8. Why are football players walking around with nappy hair all over their heads?
9. Who ran to their rooms when the fireworks started thinking the Dallas people arrived?
10. Simply put, what fireworks?
11. Did they get a deal on the Christmas colors for fireworks, and whose uncle got hired to light them up?
12. Which freshman is making false claims in being from New Orleans?
13. Is he trying to get a FEMA check to pay for his tuition?
14. Instead of spending money to try and make homecoming better, why don’t we use that money to cut checks for tuition?
15. Better yet, why don’t we use the money that is being wasted on the campus police force?
16. Why are you waiting by the phone?
17. Don’t you know the organization you worked so hard to get in isn’t going to call you, and you’ve been getting punked all of this time?
18. Didn’t you read the MIP form; they can only cross 50?
19. Is there even a question for the freshman king?
20. What do you think?