1. Which Alpha got his letters via Federal Express?
2. When are the SGA presidents going to stop playing paper- rock- paper?
3. Which new Alpha was making announcements while caravaning?
4. Shouldn’t he have been linked up and spitting out history?
5. How many people have not realized yet that questions one thru four are only about one Alpha?
6. What was Ms. Pat’s motivation for being at the toga party?
7. What was really in her cup?
8. How many females are looking for that Omega to make their dress for the PV choice awards?
9. Which Delta stole her line sister’s commuter tag?
10. Speaking of Eta Beta, who went to the Delta rush, participated in the Lady of the Dove Pageant, but wants to be an AKA ?
11. How many people have taken a really good look at the contestants for Miss Prairie View?
12. Does that really need a follow up question?
13. What female was overheard emphasizing to her professor that she would do anything for an A?
14. Doesn’t she know that’s not how politics work?
15.What freshman got her a@$ beat by her boyfriend in the UC courtyard?
16. Who was the extra curious girl that kept asking questions at the Real TEA seminar?
17. Doesn’t she know her sorors don’t care if she wants to experiment?
18. How many people are going to graduation just to see if the president’s going to be there?
19.Why was he blowing parents off during Parents’ Weekend?
20. What do you think?