1. What the heck is going on in the Village?
2. Do they really think that swiping a gate card is going to keep people from breaking in?
3. Why are they offering a free eight dollar movie pass if you hurry up and pay some five hundred dollar rent?
4. Who kept blowing up that big @$$ balloon they had in front of the Village?
5. Why did they keep putting it up after people kept letting the air out?
6. When will the Village get a clue?
7. What girl never goes to class but is never tardy for all the AKA seminars?
9. Which Miss Prairie View contestant has a true skeleton to hide?
10. Does she really think that the student body won’t find out?
11. Or is she hoping she can just sleep her way out of this one like everything else?
12. Is it true that the new BSM president really has a boyfriend?
13. Or is he just “metrosexual”?
14. Does it really matter since all of the tenors are gay?
15. Who is the SGA member who’s going to be shocked when he finds out he still can’t graduate this semester?
16. Who was the girl who got caught looking at naked females on the internet in the library?
17. Is that mandatory for all student workers ?
18. What girl was walking back to UC on foot last week at three in the morning?
19.Doesn’t she know if she has to walk for it, it’s not worth it?
20. What do you think?