20 Headlines

1. Doesn’t it feel great to attend a university where the library closes just before the peak of studying hours?
2. Speaking of the library, when are they going to give some information at the information desk?
3. Isn’t it just peachy that when you get hungry the only place to eat is closed?
4. To make it even better, when you found out financial aid closes at 2 p.m., didn’t you just feel refreshed?
5. Who was the boy who got thrown out of the financial aid office for trying to start a riot?
6. Can you blame him?
7. Shouldn’t someone start one in the new student employment office?
8. Who is the Ape that is still untamable?
9. Doesn’t he know that “Karma” comes back in the form of a female dog?
10. What super freshman decided to become extra friendly in the car by way of University Drive?
11. When is someone going to tell her going downtown is not the route?
12. Who was the big guy that had a small accident on the shuttle?
13. Did he get his head right?
14. Which girl found some very upsetting pictures of her boyfriend and his boyfriend and put them on Facebook?
15. Did they ever get things straight?
16. How many people are mad that they brought New York back on Flava of Love?
17. Ain’t that ’bout a b@$#h!
18. Why do people who normally don’t speak to you all of a sudden want you to vote for them on election day?
19. Don’t they know that to ensure a vote they have to pay just like their opponent?
20. What do you think?