1.How many people have seen the PV-Uncut XXX tape of the girl in ROTC?
2. Why did she back door in do a cameo in that second tape, PV Gone Wild?
3. Didn’t she already prove she was a real “head-hunter” in the first one?
4. Didn’t one of the guys look real young?
5. Who put the tape all over S.R. Collins last week?
6. Who was the boy who thought it was ok to fight that girl at the haunted house in Hobart?
7. Even though the girl looked like Tina Turner, wasn’t that just totally out of line?
8. Who is the infamous “Miss Loose Booty?”
9. Is it true that she has more freshman boys on her “roster” than UC?
10. Why were those Capri Suns at the Kappa Halloween Party so tasty?
11. Was it all-natural or was it “artificially flavored?”
12. Why did those girls have the Kappas’ names on the backs of their baseball shirts?
13. Don’t they know pretty boys only date pretty girls?
14. Who is the girl who keeps telling everybody she’s going to tattoo Mo-Phatt’s name on her back?
15. Why can’t she just ask for his autograph?
16. Why do grown-ups still dress up for Halloween?
17. Who was the snow bunny in the too little black business suit?
18. Speaking of trashy things, who was the girl in the cheap maid’s uniform?
19. Why didn’t somebody ask her to clean herself up?
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1.What was the president’s motivation for getting on the stage during the BET Black College Tour?
2. Who was the girl who fainted when Sammie started singing to her?
3. Why are all the step show participants practicing in the engineering building?
4. Since we are already having a lame homecoming, are we going to act surprised if we see a repetitive step show?
5. Why does Epsilon Gamma Iota have the biggest letters under their tree?
6. Aren’t we glad they are showing fellow organizations how it’s really supposed to be done?
7. How many people know that registered students can use their I.D cards as a voter registration card?
8. Wasn’t it just timely to put up that welcoming marquee right before alumni arrived?
9. Speaking of alumni, how many of them booked rooms at the new motel on University Drive.?
10. Weren’t those cute masks that the Zetas had on for Halloween?
11. Or better yet, were those even masks?
12. Shouldn’t they take note from last week’s Critics Corner in the paper?
13. Shouldn’t the atheist from the PV true life story and the boy who got caught stealing Bibles in last week’s 20 questions become friends?
14. Who is the fine maintenance man that can fix any leak in the Village?
15. Why don’t the cheerleaders have any spirit?
16. How many people can’t wait to tune in to KPVU tonight to hear the real deal with 20 questions?
17. Who was mad and dissatisfied with the Flavor of Love reunion special?
18. Do you think there will be another Flavor of Love show?
19. How many weeks to Spring Fest?
20. What do you really think?