1. A man should never poke another man. Under any circumstances. That includes super poking. (Dropkicking, slapping, and all that other nonsense is still inappropriate.)
2. There is a fine line between a classmate and a Facebook friend.
3. Never send the same person a friend request more than once. Accept rejection.
4. A man should never ask another man what he is doing in a message. There is a wall provided for things of that nature.
5. If you’re going to take pictures in the bathroom, clear off the counter and clean the mirror.
6. When editing your status, make a complete sentence.
7. Using 3s for Es is 3l3m3ntary.
8. Don’t say you’re single or in a relationship when you really aren’t. It’s going to get someone hurt.
9. Never ask someone if they received your friend request.
10. Stop adding unnecessary applications to your page. People are tired of being “vampire bitten” and asked “how kinky are you?”
11. Don’t put your favorite actor/actress/singer/rapper/cartoon character as your profile picture. It’s your Facebook account, not Lauren London’s.
12. Don’t create a photo album and put one picture in it.
13. Don’t take pictures with celebrities and write photo captions with the following: “Me, chillin’ with MC Such-and-Such.” It insults our intelligence.
14. Never ask to be or ask why you aren’t in a person’s Top Friends List.
15. 1,273 Facebook friends do not make one cool or popular.