1. Why did that girl get on stage with those overalls on thinking she was the stuff at Ode to Music?
2. Why didn’t anybody tell her to sit her a** down?
3. Should we ask Tau Beta Sigma if hazing is real?
4. Why was the girl walking around the MSC with her leopard thong all out?
5. Was that her mating call?
6. Who was the Kappa who tried to get the digits?
7. Are times that hard at the frat house or are the fraternity’s standards that low?
8. Since the AKAs aren’t having a line, who hates that they stayed behind to get on line instead of graduating?
9. Who lost and regained hope all in the same football game?
10. Even though Southern lost, do we owe them an apology for not having school spirit like theirs?
11.How many freshmen will have to pack their bags this fall?
12.What happened to the “real recognize real” boys?
13. What happened to Mr. Over do it?
14. How many people read D. Bump’s Facebook status daily ?
15. Which girl did a drunken reenactment of “The Exorcist” in Dallas?
16. How many people are hiding from big sista brickhouse?
17. Will this year be MIP Survivor?
18. Do we need to tell the football team not to get big headed?
19. Aren’t they supposed to think with the head on their shoulders and not somewhere else?
20. What do you think?