1.Who noticed the throwback questions? 2. Who went to the Mr. PV pagent? 3. Did they represent the ideal PV man? 4. Now that we have a new SGA President, will he open more than just closets? 5. Does this mean, next year we won’t have to play guess who’s gay? 6. Why is everybody getting evicted? 7. What happened to skateboard Drake? 8. Did he get hit by a parked car? 9. Is PV mime really on “One Accord”? 10. Isn’t it supposed to be a ministry not a fraternity? 11. Who is the girl who got dipped in iodine? 12. Who is the plus-size girl who thinks she is so cute? 13. Aren’t we all just “sooverit”? 14. So who is putting extra hours in with the MSC Jamaican man in Phase III? 15. Do they have to “swipe” their card for the extra play? 16. Who is anticipating “big lips” eviction from the Phases next year? 17. Why is the “scaley-feet” girl running in the Miss PV Pageant? 18. Does she have the attitude of a Queen? 19. Who are the girls going “natural” and cutting it off? 20. Is it really that “tuff”?
1. So who is the girl who can pay all the money to be an AKA, but can’t pay $10 for her club dues? 2. When did the Gamma Sigs and KKPsi become brothers and sisters? 3. Should A Phi Q and TBS pair up since they are never in the spotlight? 4. So who did DJ “Mighty Mouse” let ride his face at the party in Brookside? 5. Does he really like seafood so much that he had to go dig for “crabs”? 6. Who was the girl that fell trying to go to the Delta seminar? 7. Whose idea was it to make that boring Delta sign for Delta week? 8. Did all two of them vote on it? 9. So who all knows that a glow party is universal? 10. Who is the dude who looks like he did a jewelry heist at the pawn shop? 11. So how many freshman girls tried to get “chose” this year? 12. Does team “toss” know that recycling tosses makes them a toss too? 13. How many members on team “toss” are tossing men? 14. Why is it that faculty, staff, and administrators can illegally park in the handicap spots, but as soon a student does it they get ticketed? 15. How many people are trying to be mixtape “King”? 16. Does “Project Pat” know he can’t rap? 17. So no Toga this year? 18. Can you say EVICTION? 19. So who said hallelujah to “Amen” doing that big split? 20. What do you think?
1111 loser who made the “Slam List” about all these girls at PV? 7. Is this PVAMU or PVHS? 8. Why were the employees at Jazzman’s playing with a water filled condom? 9. Don’t they know that’s gross and unsanitary especially since they prepare food? 10. Is DST going to have a line next fall, and why did they have so much cake left over at the cake cutting? 11. Will the SUPER ELEMENT graduate or is she competing with big sister CHECKLIST? 12. Since the Alphas had a seminar on domestic abuse, is it animal abuse when you beat up on line brothers? 13. Who was the upperclassman caught having visitation in the freshman dorms? 14. Who all took part in the 4/20 activites? 15. If a maintenance man says, “don’t believe everything you read in The Panther,” how many people still have maintenance issues in the Village? 16. Since when do CAs in the Village get into brawls with their residents? 17. Is it OK if your older sibling is going to cover up your mess? 18. Who stole the cake from the Mr. PV reception? 19. Who was the staff member who snitched and made the water fight move to the Phases? 20. What do you think?