1. Will homecoming be like Katrina and Rita?
2. Or will they name her hurricane Denise?
3. Who will not have an overpayment check by homecoming?
4. Can the people who have made all of the problems in financial aid be put on administrative leave without pay?
5. What girl got beat up on the elevator in the MSC?
6. Doesn’t she know she could have just pressed ‘door close’ and saved herself the embarrassment?
7. Who’s line is going to be bigger this semester, the SGRhos or the Zetas?
8. Speaking of the Zetas, did they think because they had a bigger room for their seminar they would get a bigger turnout?
9. What girl follows the Deltas around like a puppy?
10. Doesn’t she know that she can save the hassle and wait three days to become an AKA?
11. Speaking of the AKA’s, there is a campus-wide paper shortage; will they even have a line this semester?
12. Which AKA’s hair looks black and green when she steps in the sun?
13. Doesn’t she know that the purpose of weave is to make it look like her own hair?
14. She has 68 friends; why won’t at least one of them tell her?
15. Can dark-skinned girls stop getting blonde hi-lights in their hair?
16. Can you pass the message to your soror?
17. Is the Village turning into a scene from Menace To Society?
18. Will we have to pass out bullet proof vests for homecoming?
19. Will you please stop asking The Panther who put you in ’20 Questions’ and ask your best friend?
20. What do you think?