1. How many box members dropped their cymbals while performing?
2. Isn’t that a sign for them to finish school and stay out of prison?
3. How many times can the band get blown out in a month’s span?
4. After 20 years, when is the football team going to get tired of losing to Grambling?
5. Was that game a WTF moment?
6. How come Hurricane Ike did a better job of being on time than the Marching Storm?
7. If you could forget the words to any song, would the Black National Anthem be one of them?
8. Why did both bands play the same songs?
9. Why did Grambling’s band sound better than ours?
10. Who all misses Ms. Pat sliding IDs and checking attitudes?
11. Shouldn’t we be expecting a visit and a few tears from Judge Charleston?
12. Should all the men on campus congratulate Plies on making women think a “Bust it Baby” is a good thing?
13. Which is the biggest hoax of the year, Rickie D graduating, the football team beating Grambling, or D. Bump’s big probate?
14. What freshman was in Brookside Meadows dethroning superhead of her title?
15. Should her name be super duper head?
16. Will there be a contest for the title?
17. Why are football players more ready to fight the other team than beat them on the scoreboard ?
18.Should the football coaches do more praying than cursing?
19. Can the church say amen?
20. What do you think?