20 Questions

1. Lost again, lost again, Lord, why did we lose again?
2. Does the football team need glue on its fingers?
3. Is it impossible to catch the ball?
4. What’s the deal with this throwback Dodge pick up truck the police are using?
5. Which candidate was disqualified on voting day?
6. That’s like getting fired from work on your day off.
7. Who is the tacky freshman in the five-inch platform shoes?
8. Who tried to fight the band after the pep-rally?
9. Haven’t they heard of one band, one sound?
10. Speaking of the band, will the pepto-foxes ever wear the school colors?
11. Who tried to use their school ID to purchase Jack-N-Box?
12. How did our band get blown-out in the stands?
13. Which member of the Panther staff needs a new bumper?
14. Who got shot in U.C.?
15. Which freshman candidate was campaigning with condoms?
16. Why is the city of Prairie View’s police station a shack?
17. How many of you are already thinking about dropping a class?
18. Does your man have a boyfriend?
19. Do you have a 2.7?
20. What do you think?