1. Why was the football team practicing in the new gym on Monday?
2. Were they inspired by all-star weekend?
3. And speaking of all-star weekend how many people spent their tuition and rent money going to the club?
4. If your organization has only two struts, is it neccessary to participate in hump day on the hill?
5. Who went to spring MIPs and found out their organization is not having a line this semester?
6. What is really happening in U.C.?
7. What football player got caught on facebook cheating on his girlfriend?
8. Did he ever get his windows repaired?
9. How many females have their boyfriends living with them in the Phases?
10. Do they help pay rent or just play house?
11. Why is it that faculty, staff, and administrators can park illegally in handicap parking spots but students are ticketed for parking where they are told to park?
12. Even though you are a twin why do you have to still dress alike in college?
13. How can two people be identical but one still look better than the other one?
14. How many people are finished with their points?
15. Who is the girl with the red and white hair?
16. Doesn’t she know you need a black rinse and an attitude to impress that organization?
17. Who is still going to class but not registered?
18. How many females were serenaded in the village by KKPsi for Valentine’s Day?
19. Did they strip too?
20. Who is ready for probate ?