1. Has page four of The Panther become the new 20 Questions?
2. Since SGA wasn’t a real challenge, has The Panther moved their beef to administration?
3. Who is the cheerleader who uses her Facebook status as her source of matchmaking?
4. Speaking of online dating, how many girls found their men on the down low Web site?
5. How many students skipped past the financial aid article to read 20 Questions?
6. What CAB member decided to have free lap dance night?
7. Whose baby was getting passed around on game night?
8. Who decided to turn the MSC into a boxing ring?
9. Who tried to hotwire the golf cart by the fountain?
10. Now that it’s warm, how many big girls will dress like they are skinny?
11. Will President Wright’s Spring Break last until graduation?
12. Do we really believe that a maintenance man from the Village wrote that response last week?
13. Do we all know it was probably someone from the front office?
14. Where did the band director go?
15. Are you going to go back and read the financial aid story?
16. Who missed their midterm to get in a fight, and then ended up losing?
17. Which frat is pledging outside the MSC at night?
18. Who is praying they won’t get caught on camera this Spring Break going live?
19. Who was the genius that recorded a fight and put it on Facebook?
20. What do you think?