The Panther

Issue date: 3/30/05 Section: 20 Questions

1. Why did the Domino's deliveryman get jacked for the heat bag and pizzas while driving out of The Village?
2. Why were his doors unlocked in the first place?
3. First the Sigmas, then the Alphas, now the Ques, are the Dallas boys jumping all the frats?
4. Speaking of the Ques, what four neos failed to make the last two Kappa lines?
5. Who's sick of girls with bad attitudes in closed toe shoes with black rinses?
6. Is it a New Era all over again?
7. Why is there a guest speaker for convocation and we still get a faculty member for graduation?
8. When did Christmas tree ornaments become the new bling?
9. Can the "booksto" learn how to spell?
10. Which AKA got beat up by a KKI?
11. Does a black eye still qualify you to be a pretty girl?
12. Who knew the AKAs could get together and whip somebody's behind?
13. Can grad students leave undergrad life alone?
14. When is Phase III going to pay the cable bill?
15. Why did they have to turn off the lights and hot water?
16. What are they really doing with the rent increase and utility bill money?
17. Buying expensive cars for their management?
18. Who is trying to sell their '86 Lincoln for $600?
19. What's wrong with it?
20. What do you think?

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