The Panther

Issue date: 9/1/05 Section: 20 Questions

1. When is the band going to stop playing "Toxic?"
2. What happened to the crunk songs like "Swamp"?
3. What will a freshman girl do for a Klondite Bar?
4. Isn't this the year we were supposed to have the new football stadium?
5. Does that mean we will get a refund on our athletic fee?
6. If the PALS are already loud why are their shirts louder?
7. If entrance requirements continue to increase will the school go through a depression?
8. Is that what happened to all the freshmen?
9. Now that Cynthia Cooper is here will the girls' basketball team win a game?
10. Or will they be like the football team and be happy they beat the team who did not win a game their whole season?
11. Since we're hiring retired professional athletes can we hire Magic Johnson, better yet Jordan?
12. When did the Shuttle bus become a van?
13. Who actually had a first day of school outfit?
14. Will they wear it to the classic too?
15. Who is the freshman with the jheri-curl?
16. Why is he picking it out like it's a 'fro?
17. Who is the guy with the Tweety Bird backpack purse?
18. Who was the 23-year-old scoping out the freshman?
19. Don't you think it's time to graduate?
20. What do you think?

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