The Panther

Issue date: 11/2/05 Section: 20 Questions

1. Which building in UC is contributing to the high pregnancy rates at PV?

2. Which Gamma Sigma Sigma needs to go on Maury to find out who her baby daddy is?

3. Why are the Zetas rejecting people under 150 pounds?

4. Are they trying to hold on to the stereotype of being fat and ugly?

5. Which Zeta was in the AKA rush line?

6. Doesn't she know it's too late to undo her mistake?

7. Didn't the dude in the Zeta step show look like Miss Jay of America's Next Top Model?

8. Which Delta stepped harder than she pledged and busted her pants?

9. Who really wanted to see her shake her laffy taffy? 10. Or, should we say pecan brittle?

11. Were the Zetas robbed of first place?

12. Why was KKPsi better than everyone else?

13. Who saw the Alpha step show?

14. Which was worst, the Alpha step show or the fight?

15. Why was there a scarcity of people after the halftime show at the game on Saturday?

16. Can we assume they were at the Kappa tailgate party?

17. Did Tau Beta Sigma not step because their neos have no rhythm?

18. Wasn't this the best coronation?

19. Is it because hurricane Denise got beat by tropical storm Brandy?

20. What do you think?

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21. How much hair was purchased to make the royal court's hair styles?

22. Are the Houston beauty supply stores going to search for more horses to replenish their drought?

23. Why did coronation have the best DJ?

24. Now that homecoming is over can we get a head start on Springfest?

25. What are the impeachment procedures for SGA?

26. Were the homecoming T-shirts black and gold for a reason?

27. Why did the Delta shirts look like the AKA shirts?

28. Is it because the AKAs were actually the Delta's first choice?

29. Or, are the Deltas trying to take a lesson in fashion?

30. How many girls were chasing after alumni?

31. Don't try too hard because didn't they date your soror?

32. Is that what "true" sisterhood is all about?

32. What girls are having to check in with a psychologist because they did not get a call from the Ks?

33. On the other hand, are you reading this and just now finding out that they already made the calls and you didn't get one?

34. Is the world going to end?

35. What do you really think?

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