The Panther

1. Why is every freshman talent show the same every year?

2. Must we always display our blackness?

3. Why does the library smell like a**?

4. What's with University Drive?

5.Why does it look like a pet cemetery?

6. Did Sodexho hire half of South Dallas this year?

7. Is their ringleader the guy with the barcode haircut?

8. Going to Dallas next week?

9. Why does PV seem to lack culture? 10. Did YOU know it was Hispanic Heritage Week?

11. Can we please have Orok back?

12. Who is Reggie Jamz?

13. If your song is on the radio and you're still unknown, is that pretty bad?

14. Is it ghetto to eat David Sunflower Seeds?

15. Shouldn't the officer in the spacemobile know that?

16. Who gave that to him anyway?

17. Don't they know black people can take care of nothing?

18. Is that why he's never in a rush anywhere? 19. Who is the guy with his gal's name parted into his hair?

20. What do you think?

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