The Panther

1. Who was the umpa-loompa that slept through the entire So-So D.E.F. concert and then had the nerve to get up and sing at the end?

2. Does singing to the Lord count in this situation?

3. Does it make you a bad Christian if you laughed at him?

4. Why was the Sigma pageant soooooooooooo boring?

5. Who had the nerve to award the winners those beach towels aka sashes?

6. Is it fair to say the mascot should stick to mascot-ing?

7. Who got their bike stolen at hump day, found out who it was and stole his soft dink in the MSC?

8. If this was even a "prank" can you please up your game?

9. Has any one around here had a "bumpy" weekend after last week?

10. Is he embracing life to its fullest?

11. Is his plan to stunt at PV Choice crumbling beneath his feet?

12. What ex-Sodexho employee is already an ex-Outlet employee?

13. Guess bad news always travels fast right?

14. How many faculty and staff will actually perform their job since everybody seems to all of a sudden get fired?

15. Who keeps ripping down all the PV's Sexiest Men fliers?

16. Are you really that desperate?

17. Can't you just send a Facebook message, isn't that faster?

18. Or do you like to take your time with your stalking privileges?

19. Not a fine way to be hasty is it?

20. What do you think?

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